[Texndoc]

I just spent a weekend in NYC with "Lynden" of DC, and had a great time. His webpage is "rentlynden.com" and I know he's been talked about some here. Anyway, I did something a bit unusual and it made me grin and I'd thought I'd pass it along.

When I first arrived, I had arranged a 3-way Friday night with Eric of Manhattan (ripd4hire) and it went just as I had planned: they were totally into each other, into me, and both deserve the glowing reviews they've received here and elsewhere. Eric was on his way out of the country the following morning, and we were both so happy with him.

Well, on Saturday night, late Saturday night, Lynden was saying how much fun the three-way was, and was fretting that Eric wasn't available. Having gone through a bottle of champagne at dinner, and me having most of it, the champagne was doing the thinking/talking and I told Lynden: "Here's some cash, YOU do the hiring, I'm going to bed. Wake me when he's here."

Well what a laugh. Lynden gets on his computer and is typing and typing along - now THIS kept me awake and smiling. So I ask him what he's doing. He tells me he's emailing away. So I tell him "you want someone NOW and you're emailing?" He says "but they say they're availabe now." So I explain that at means they have turned on that function, and probably have been away from their computers for hours. "You need to call" I explain. And then, get this, he says he's "too nervous to call". LOL. Well, he calls someone (a latino top) and gets a OK, then I have to watch Lynden pace and pace and wonder "What if he doesn't like me?" LOL AGAIN. I explain to Lynden: "LIKE you?! Honey, your PAYING him! Like Patsy said to Edina on 'Absolutely Fabulous' : "Eddy, you're PAYING him. In his mind you're already naked and sprawled out with your arms tied to stakes.""

Well the guy arrives, he ain't NO Eric, Lynden gets 99% of the action and 100% of the pounding. And we have a two room suite. Lynden is in a mini daze, and "his escort" is in the other room and I have to tell Lynden "Will you please go say good-bye and make sure he's not out there robbing us blind?" Well, I was only out one mini bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label, one mini bottle of Johnny Walker Red Label, and one mini bottle of Chivas Regal from the mini-bar by that time.

Lynden was 'satisfied', but didn't like that this guy, as opposed to Eric, "wouldn't kiss."

It mad me laugh: "welcome to OUR WORLD, Lynden BABY - not quiturbitchin' and go write your review."

[ScottAdler]

>Well, on Saturday night, late Saturday night, Lynden was
>saying how much fun the three-way was, and was fretting that
>Eric wasn't available. Having gone through a bottle of
>champagne at dinner, and me having most of it, the champagne
>was doing the thinking/talking and I told Lynden: "Here's
>some cash, YOU do the hiring, I'm going to bed. Wake me when
>he's here."

Ha ha ... awesome. I've had some good and bad experiences with clients doing that with me. The best were in Europe and NYC but one of the WORST was in Toronto.

We were in a strip club and he gave me money and said I should either keep it or "invest" it. Found my IDEAL guy and got his rate. He followed us home and I proceeded to pay the guy to sit on my face and jerk me off since he was actually straight (which his dick could have also read as drugged up). BUt honestly, it is one of the the best rimjobs I ever recall giving so maybe it WAS money well spent.

"What if he doesn't like me?" LOL AGAIN. I
>explain to Lynden: "LIKE you?! Honey, your PAYING him!
>Like Patsy said to Edina on 'Absolutely Fabulous' :
>"Eddy, you're PAYING him. In his mind you're already
>naked and sprawled out with your arms tied to
>stakes.""

You are my new favorite person for using the quote. Fabulous sweetie, squish squish.

>It mad me laugh: "welcome to OUR WORLD, Lynden BABY - not
>quiturbitchin' and go write your review."

Unfortunately HERE he's not permitted to write the review even if it technically was his money and his escort experience. ::nudge nudge::

[Texndoc]

Oh, Scott, Lynden would have been SO MUCH happier had you been in NYC and available.
And my hotel bill wouldn't have taken an un-authorized mini-bar hit. And Lynden would have gotten plenty of kissing action, I'll bet. "That's what you get when you hire straight guys" I had to comfort him. ;-)