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The Male Escort Review Guide To Reviewing Escorts! How to Review a Gay Escort / Male Escort

Welcome back you horny homos, kinky twinks, budding bottoms and turgid tops! As we continue to work to make The Male Escort Review be all that it can be, we are back with more advice on how to pay for play with all you gay lays!

We know that many of you are new to the escort scene - and even if you are an experienced pay for gay, you may have never written an escort review before. That's where we want to help.

The Male Escort Review only works because we are a cum-unity. If our members don't give us the dickalicious details of their dirty deeds, we won't know which asses we want to seed!

Yet, many people are put off by the idea of writing escort reviews. They may worry that they aren't "really writers." Other dudes may feel uncomfortable talking about their sinful sexperiences. Still more don't understand exactly what we are looking for in a racy readable review.

These dudes may end up simply reading reviews, or else put through reviews that don't fit our sexpectations. But that's not good for anyone. The Male Escort Review is only valuable for all of us as long as reviews are a renewable resource.

That means that we need to get as many writers as we do readers. In other words, we need you to kiss and tell.

Remember, The Male Escort Review is here to help you keep out of the woods. Before the Internet, hiring raunchy rent boys for the bump and grind was a shot in the dark. You'd never know if you were going to get a man or a scam! But, now you can check out the goods, find out the low down on how they hoe down so that you can shake your ass and go to town!

So, we'd like to take a little time out of our sexcapades to talk about how you can write the best reviews possible.

That way you can help cum-tribute to our community!

First Off - Worry About Busting Your Nut, Not Getting Busted. How to Review a Gay Escort / Male Escort

When we talk to horny homos about why they don't post reviews one of the most common responses we get is: "I don't want to get caught."

This is because some of our members are married and have to tongue the tuna in between their man meat marathons. Some are in the closet and don't want to risk their identities getting back to their bosses or families. Still others are worried about the long arm of the law coming out and hauling their ass into jail, just because they wanted to get their ashes hauled.

Bring on the chill, babycakes. You've got nothing to worry about. The Male Escort Review takes your privacy seriously and will never give you information out to anyone. Unless you post your real name on the site, you can be assured that your beards, bosses and babies will never find out what you are up to.

Even more importantly, our reviews are labeled as "for entertainment purposes only," which means they cannot be used against you or anyone else in any court of law. You still have Freedom of Speech, even after four years of getting fucked by Bush.

Therefore, the only cops you'll ever have to deal with are those who are moonlighting by tripping the dick fantastic with bad boys like you!

Secondly - The Devil Is In The Details! How to Review a Gay Escort / Male Escort

A common problem we find when it comes to the escort reviews is that many of the men want to skip right down and write their story - without filling out the form at the top of review.

This is a big bad. We put those forms in for a reason. Quite simply, details that are not important to you - and might, therefore, not end up in your narrative - might be very important to other Friends of Dorothy.

Most of us have some fetish or other. Some of us like "straight" boys who are just in it for the money. Others only do tops, while some need to switch it up. Others really care about body hair.

For every size queen out there, you'll find a happy homo with a tight ass who likes to hump a smaller pole. And that's not even starting to get into the cut/uncut debate or the way some of us feel about facial hair!

That's why we insist that you go through all of the check boxes provided and let us know as many details as you can remember.

A dude may be very handsome and good in bed, but have a single feature that could leave one of our members turned off even though they've just laid out $200 based on your recommendation.

We've tried to make the form as easy as possible - and will continue to refine it per suggestions from our members. But, in the meantime, we need to know the real deal - so we are sure they'll find the guys who will make them squeal!

Third - Tell Us About The Connection! How to Review a Gay Escort / Male Escort

A good deal of the people who visit Male Escort Review are retired, self employed or otherwise have a lot of free time on their hands.

That said, a lot of us are very, very busy people, who don't have that much free time in our day. Between work, family and other obligations, we need to find escorts that we can hook up with quickly.

For that reason, one of the first things you should include in each and every review is how easy it was to contact the escort. Let us know if they responded to emails or phone calls quickly and discreetly.

Don't feel bad if you have to say that it took a while to get in touch with them. That's fine for many of us - in fact, I like the boys who are in demand and tease me by making me wait for their wang!

It will just let the people who don't have the time to wait around know that they should look for a more available dude.

Fourth - Don't Write A Porn Fantasy - Keep It Real! How to Review a Gay Escort / Male Escort

Many of us guys like to feel like we are the kings of the world when it comes to scorching the sheets. This can lead us to temptation and make us want to exaggerate our sexual experiences.

That's fine when you are trading stories with your friends - but it's not appropriate on Male Escort Review. Here, it's all about keeping it real. So, don't write an involved, improbable porn fantasy. You don't want to build up people's sexpectations only to have them let down when they go down.

If the guy is six inches long, don't write that he's got "10 inches of monster cock." If you fucked twice, don't tell us you did it four times. You don't have to tell us about every burp, fart or awkward moment, but you do need to tell us the real deal.

We are all grown men here and nobody is going to think less of you if you had a quickie or simply got one bang for your buck.

There are plenty of web sites where it's completely appropriate to write out your pornographic fantasies, but this is not the place to go searching for bragging rights. Instead, just lay out your story as realistically as you can remember.

You'll be doing everyone a favor.

Tip Five - Keep Away From The Superlatives! How to Review a Gay Escort / Male Escort

A lot of us get very emotional or excited after a date with an escort. If we've just had a monster orgasm, we may be really pumped out. If the dude didn't quite live up to our sexpectations, we may feel unreasonably down. Some of us like to party and play, which means we might not be in the most rational frame of mind.

This is not the time to write your escort review. Chill out, smoke a cigarette or have a glass of wine. Then, the next day when you've had time to reflect is when you should dish the dirt on how he made you squirt.

Otherwise you might end up writing that the dude was "the best escort I've ever been with!" or "I had the worst experience of my life," when neither might really be true. That's why we highly recommend keeping the superlatives to a minimum.

They don't really help other guys, because we all know that almost all escorts are somewhere in the middle of the sexy spectrum. If we end up with 200 reviews saying each bit of man meat is the hottest escort in the world and another 200 saying that the rest are a bunch of limp-dicked fat fucks, it doesn't help anyone.

We love your enthusiasm, but it's better for everyone if you write a rational, reasonable review after you've come down from your sexual high, so that we can more accurately evaluate how your horny hoe down went.

Finally - Don't Be Coy! How to Review a Gay Escort / Male Escort

Now it's true, at Male Escort Review, we are not looking for porn fantasies. But, on the other hand, we are not a bunch of virgin spinsters either!

For every complaint we get that an escort review seems physically unlikely and more probably a fantasy, we get another complaint about a review that simply doesn't give us enough information to let people know if the burly boy is worth a roll in the hay.

I know that some people believe think it's better not to tell and to keep those "special moments" special, and that some people are uncomfortable writing about sex; but you've got to give us something to work with.

It doesn't help people if you talk about how it was meeting him and what he looked like but then decide to become discreet when it comes down to what you actually did when it was time to play ball.

As we noted before, each of us has their own penile preferences - and some of them are very specific. So, while we don't want you to exaggerate about your sexolympics, writing "then what happened will remain between us" is equally useless.

Guys need to know what the fuck felt like, who was on top, who initiated the contact, whether there was kissing or not and what kind of sexual style the escort used to make you cum!

All of this information is what helps people make an educated decision about whether or not they want to hire a specific escort.

It might be nice to say that we are with these dudes for their sunny personality, what they do with their cock, balls and ass is what we are really after! So, don't be shy, let it all hang out and put your best cock forward!

Let's Get Ready To Write The Right Way! How to Review a Gay Escort / Male Escort

Ok!

See, that wasn't that hard, was it? Certainly nowhere near as hard as the boy I banged last night!

Now you know the basics it's time for you to take the bull by the horns, set up a date, come back and share your experience with the rest of the class. Think of it as show and tell for the grown ups!

We can't wait to hear what you have to say, and we hope to keep you cumming back for more!

Be The Best Gay Escort / Male Escort You Can Be!

Are you a bottom the boys boast about, a terrific top, or voraciously versatile? Or, maybe you are new to the escort scene and are not quite happy with the comments you are getting on Male Escort Review?

Either way, you always want to give it your all when you are at a client's beck and call. At Male Escort Review, we took the time to write about how clients should act when they meet a new escort.

Then the clients spoke and said: "Hey Awesome Oz - this is all well and good, but shouldn't the escorts get a schooling as well?"

Why yes, my pretties! The Yellow Brick Road is a two way street. And you want to be asstastic, don't you?

So today we are going to talk about what you can do to be the best escort possible! For some of you, these tips may seem obvious; but as any client will tell you, these ferocious faux pas happen more often then you would think.
It's all part of the regular service you get when you put Male Escort Review on your daily list of things to do! After all, being an escort is more than just a sport or hobby - it's a way of life.

Rule #1: Update Your Photos Regularly! Be The Best Gay Escort / Male Escort You Can Be!

Not all of your potential clients are wealthy. Many of them have to save up for a long time between escort encounters. That means it's very important that the encounter is special and exactly what he's looking for.

A lot of men have very specific preferences when it comes who they want to go to Gaytown with. But, if you show up and don't look like what he's expecting, you may send his boner to Limpville.

Small details like your hair, how in shape you are and even your current style sense may be a bigger deal than you think. That's why you should update your photos at least every three months. And, do so even more regularly if you get a haircut, change your gym habits or buy a new wardrobe.

You have to be exactly what he's sexpecting!

Rule #2: Be Upfront And Honest About Your Experience! Be The Best Gay Escort / Male Escort You Can Be!


When a potential client wants you to ball him for Benjamins, it's tempting to want to agree to any sort of activities he suggests as long as they are safe and sane.

The problem is that simply because you are willing to do something doesn't mean you are good at doing it. Any sexual act, whether it's taking it up the poop chute for the first time or teabagging the dude while singing "Baby Got Back," takes practice before perfection.

When a client hires you, he does so because he thinks you are going to be particularly skilled at whatever you agree to. That's why if he suggests something you've never done before, you should tell him that you are willing to do it, but that it will be your first time trying it.

For some guys, this is far from a turn-off. In fact, quite a few will be eager to pop your sex- while-standing-upside-down-in-a-tutu cherry. But, others will realize that you are not the escort for them - and that's not a bad thing. Sure, you'll miss out on that one appointment - but you won't get a bad review that could cost you thousands of dollars in prospective clients.

The bottom line is that you have to be very clear on what you are good at, what's new to you and what you are on the fence about. A little honesty goes a long way.

Rule #3: Wash Everywhere Before An Appointment! Be The Best Gay Escort / Male Escort You Can Be!

We can't stress this rule enough. Nothing will gross a potential client out more than seeing a bit of toilet paper stuck to your ass, noticing lube from a previous encounter or ball sweat.

It's gross. Period.

You want to come off as pristine as possible. Don't overdo it with the cologne, but do put on some scent, wash your hair, make sure your ass is clean and don't take a shit within an hour or two of an appointment.

One of the biggest complaints we get is about uncut escorts who, for some reason, have yet to learn to pull back their foreskin when they do the cock wash. The result is an otherwise fine escort who smells like week-old brie.

Keep the cheese in the fridge where it belongs!

Rule #4: Show Up On Time! Be The Best Gay Escort / Male Escort You Can Be!

This should be a no-brainer for any professional baller, but you'd be surprised at how often escorts turn up late for appointments - and what a hassle it is. First off, lots of dudes are worried that you are not going to show up and get more and more nervous the later it gets. That doesn't set the right mood.

Secondly, it comes off as disrespectful. They are paying you a lot of money for this sexperience, and they deserve your time and effort.

Thirdly, in the era of Google Maps and Yahoo! Directions, there is never any excuse to be late. You used to be able to say, "Hey, I had trouble finding your place," and be believed. But these days it will take you a maximum of 10 minutes of online research to find out how to get to a place, where to park and how much time it will take you.

If you can't be bothered to figure this stuff out in advance, you are better off giving it away for free at the local glory hole than trying to support yourself with your wood.

Rule #5: Be Prepared! Be The Best Gay Escort / Male Escort You Can Be!

Escorting, like many professions, all comes down to good service. Think of it this way - when you stay in a hotel, does it piss you off if you have to call the front desk for extra pillows or blankets? If so, imagine how your client feels if you don't come prepared with everything you need to spill their seed.

This means you should always bring condoms and lube with you. Sure, a good client will also bring his own; but you can't count on that. Many escorts also bring a couple sex toys along for the ride. Cock rings are often helpful - particularly if your client is older and may no longer be a hard wood.

Rule #6: Don't Be A Clock Watcher! Be The Best Gay Escort / Male Escort You Can Be!

We know you have a busy life. We know you may schedule multiple appointments during the day or have to get to class or meet up with your boyfriend. Still, there is no excuse for rushing the experience.

It's a huge turn-off for clients when they feel like you are constantly watching the clock waiting for your hour (or two or three) to be over. They want to imagine you are having just as much fun as they are. That's what makes it sextacular for them.

Sure, if you don't watch the clock you may end up spending a few minutes longer than the booked time with him - but so what? Ten minutes of your day isn't going to kill you - and might earn you a tip and/or a repeat performance.

To make it easier to do this, make sure you have at least a 90-minute break between appointments. That way if one runs late, you won't be playing catch up to get to your next cumtaculous conquest.

Rule #7: Don't Mention Other Guys To Your Client! Be The Best Gay Escort / Male Escort You Can Be!

For you, the escort sexperience is a job. For your client, it's an extra special part of their week. They want to feel like you are their boyfriend - for an hour at least. The last thing they want to consider is how much cock you've made cum, or how many loads you've blown this week.

Most want to at least be able to fantasize that you are with them. This means they don't want to hear about your boyfriend, other clients or how popular you've become as an escort.

They simply want all of your attention focused on them. Therefore, unless they bring it up, keep your moth shut. Discretion is the better part of valor - and the mystery will help them keep it up!

Rule #8: Communication Is Key! Be The Best Gay Escort / Male Escort You Can Be!

The relationship between a client and an escort is just that - a relationship. And communication is the key to any sexessful relationship. That means you can't assume your client is having a good time simply because he isn't complaining. A lot of clients are nice guys who will do what they can to spare your feelings - even if they are extremely disappointed with your encounter.

This is exactly how "surprise" bad escort reviews happen. The solution is to keep communicating with your client during the entire session. Ask him if he likes what you are doing. Subtly queery him on whether there is anything you could be doing to make things better.

At the end of the date, ask him if he had a good time and if there is anything else he'd like you to do during the next session. All of this will make him feel like his experience is important to you - and help him get the most bang for his bucks.

It doesn't take a lot of effort - simply talk to him and listen to what he has to say.

Rule #9: Always Try To Make It Extra Special! Be The Best Gay Escort / Male Escort You Can Be!

If you've been keeping up with Male Escort Review - and we know you have - you'll have noticed that there was a recent debate about whether or not your client should tip after the encounter.

The verdict is in and the results are this: The client can tip - but only if he's gotten exceptional service. A tip is not a requirement when you are being hired for your professional services. Therefore, you can't whine if you don't get a tip; but if you work hard, you should be able to earn one from many clients.

The key is to try and go above and beyond the call of duty. An escort encounter should never be a routine sexual experience. It should be sextacular!

Compliment him as much as you can. Engage him in conversation. Treat him the way you'd want your boyfriend to treat you. Show an interest in his job. Cuddle with him, kiss him - go out of your way to be the best!

The easiest way to do this is to imagine you are the one spending the money on the encounter. Think how you would want to be treated and do that.

That, my friend, is the best tip Male Escort Review may ever give you!

Go Out And Get Them!

OK now, boys, we've dealt with you fair and square. We told the clients how to act and we've schooled you on how to react!

So, what are you waiting for? It's time for you to be good boys as you satisfy your client's naughty nocturnal needs!

Don't be Mick Jagger - go out and get some satisfaction!

Packing When You Are Packing: What Every Escort Boy Needs To Bring To A Date

When you finally get a guy to call you up for your first date, you may wonder, "What will I wear?" While this question is important, there is an even bigger consideration:

"What do I need to bring with me when I go on an escort date?"

This is not as simple a question as it may sound.

Unlike a conventional date, as a male escort, you are in charge of bringing the party to his door. Since he is paying you, he has the right to expect you to bring nearly everything needed for him to have a good time.

I can say from experience that the one item I forget to bring will be the one that I need. It's happened to me so many times that I now keep a checklist in my bedroom, so I make sure that I don't forget anything!

While this list can be modified for you situation it covers most situations you will be involved with. Obviously if you are a specialist gay escort (into gender play or BDSM for example) you may need to bring specific gear for those situations:

Otherwise, these are the essentials that you should never forget:

Condoms. This is the number one thing you have to bring. Many of your clients will "forget" to buy them in hopes that you will then offer them unprotected sex. This is a no no. Always play safe. The best way to protect yourself is to bring your own protection with you.

Lube. Chances are one of you is going to be the bottom. There is also a chance that your client may not have that much experience. (You'd be surprised how many clients are married to women and just hire us for a night on the wild side.) Don't cheap out and buy the "one use" packs of lube. They never give you enough. Instead buy both a small bottle of lube and an economy sized one. Bring the small one with you and when it gets empty fill it from the economy sized bottle to save money.

Money. Always have enough cab fare on you to get you too and from your date. While it's not common, some guys will blow you off at the last minute. Others will simply refuse to pay you. In other cases you may get a bad feeling about the client when you meet him and decide not to go through with the date. Cash will ensure that you can get home OK.

A Cell Phone. This is essential. It can help you get out of bad situations. If you get lost it will let you call for directions. If you are running late you can call the client and let them know. Always, always, always bring your cell phone with you.

ID. There are a lot of guys who think that the last thing they need when they go on an escort date is identification. These guys are wrong. No matter how long you have been in the business, there is always the chance that your date could be a set up by the cops. If it is and you get arrested, you won't be able to make bail until you can prove who you are. That's why you need to have your identification on you - because you want to spend as little time in jail as possible.

Your Date's Address. Imagine that you are on your way to the date and suddenly realize you have forgotten where he lives. Wouldn't that suck? That's why it's a good idea to write down his name and address on a piece of paper and keep it in your wallet. Of course, you'll want to destroy it when you get back from the date.

Latex Gloves. This one may surprise you, but a lot of guys will want you to finger or fist their ass. Since you know by the fact that these guys are with you that they pay money for sex, you want to play as safe as possible. Nothing should go in anyone's ass unless it is covered with latex. You can buy latex gloves very cheaply at almost any grocery store. Use them.

A Cock Ring. A lot of guys you visit are going to want you to fuck them. When you do you want to make sure you can keep it up long enough for them to be satisfied. This is where a cock ring is your best friend. Slip it on before you go out on the date and be ready to be up and running all night long.

Sex Toys. It is generally a good idea to bring along at least one dildo or vibrator. Not every guy is into them, but the ones that are, really like them. You can get them fairly cheaply these days, so it's a good investment in your long term income.

Soap. After the sex is done with you are going to want to wash up. There is no guarantee that the guy or his hotel room will have decent soap. Simply bring along a bar or a tube of your favorite soap, so you don't end up smelling like Ivory.

A Tooth Brush. You don't want to go home with cock breath and you certainly don't want to use his toothbrush. Buy an extra one and keep it in your bag for after date cleanup. You can even bring along a small tube of your favorite toothpaste.

A Good Book. All of us get nervous every so often before a date, no matter how long we have been in the business. That subway or cab ride over to the hotel can be very nerve wracking. A good book or magazine can make that time go by more quickly and help calm your nerves so you are ready to make the most of your date.

A Snack. You don't know how long you are going to end up in the guy's place and there is no way to predict if he will offer you anything to eat. Bring along a couple of candy bars in case of emergency.

Deodorant. You don't want to stink, do you? Think about it. You are going to be engaged in a lot of strenuous physical activity. Bring some deodorant along with you - you'll be particularly glad you did if the client doesn't let you use his shower.

The Downside Of Being A Male Escort / Gay Escort

Becoming an escort can be one of the most exciting decisions you will ever make. As an escort you will be able to make a good deal of money, have lots of personal freedom and not have to deal with the grind of being in an office or cubicle every day.

That said, being a male escort is not all wine and roses. Like any job, there are some downsides that you need to consider before you make the plunge. Not everyone is meant to be an escort, and you should fully understand all of the risks and consequences before you make your choice to enter the world of pay for gay.

While every situation is different, there are some common challenges that nearly every male escort must face. Please, before you make your decision, read carefully and make sure that you can live with the following risks.

Family Pressure. Face it. Nobody wants their son to grow up to be a gay escort. If you do become a rent boy you are going to either have to come up with a cover story to explain your income or else have the most understanding family in the history of the known world. No matter what you tell them, they are not going to believe that you don't have sex with these guys for money. On the other hand if you seem to be unemployed but have lots of income they might come up with even worse fantasies of what you do for a living or think you are a drug dealer. While you may be able to come up with a good cover story, you need to make sure that you will be able to lie to your family for a long time without feeling like shit.

Boyfriend Problems. If you have a serious boyfriend he's probably not going to be too happy about you having sex with lots of random guys for money. He may be concerned about his health if he does not trust you to use condoms with your date. He may get jealous. Sure, there are lots of guys who might think its cool or get turned on by what you do for a living, but there are also many, many guys who will simply go batshit crazy over the issue. If you are in a relationship, have a talk with your partner before you go on your first date.

Dealing With Assholes. It would be nice to think that every guy who responds to your ad plans on taking you out, giving you money and sucking your cock. But, that's not the way the world works. Some guys will waste your time by talking to you constantly online, jerking off over your photo and then never bother to call you up. Other clients will ask you if you do things that repel you. You may even get some scary emails from gay bashers. The bottom line is that just like any other job, you may have to deal with some assholes along the way.

Stalkers. One of the reasons men call up an escort is that they are lonely. This is not a bad thing in and of itself. But, it does mean that some guys will take you more seriously than you might think. After having hot sex with you, they may think they have fallen in love. Part of them might forget that you are only with them for the money and they might think you are in love with them too. Then, they have the potential to become stalkers, either by writing you constantly, getting jealous of your other clients or showing up in unexpected and inappropriate places. You need to find a way to have sex but keep their emotions at arm's length.

The Money Honey. Making a lot of money can be a great thing - and can provide you with more freedom than you have ever had before. But, there is a downside. Money can be seductive and it may be hard for you to ever get out of the business - because you are so used to having lots of cash around. Beyond that when you have more money it's easy to make poor spending choices. Lots of guys start using way too many drugs - simply because they can suddenly afford to. Make sure that you are mature enough to handle the green before you get paid to handle the cock.

Legal Troubles. Despite the number of escort ads and agencies that you may see every day, having sex for money is still against the law in most of the country. If you are not careful, the odds are fairly high that you will eventually get arrested. Your name might even get in the paper. Before you become an escort you need to make sure that you can be vigilant enough to not get busted - and that you are emotionally prepared and know what to do if the cops ever do slap the silver bracelets on your sweet ass.

Gay Bashing. Putting out an escort ad is a big neon sign telling the world that you have gay sex. Some people hate guys who fuck other guys. Therefore there is always the chance that a homophobic fuckwit will make a date with you, simply so he can beat the living shit out of you. Be very, very careful who you meet - and if your instincts warn you away from a guy, take your gut seriously. You only have one life and you don't want to lose it to a repressed shithead.

The Attack Of The Uglies. Not every guy who calls you up is going to look like Brad Pitt. Some will have a face only a mother can love. Some will be fat, short and out of shape. Others will smell really, really bad. There is nothing you can do about this - if you want to get paid you'll have to fuck them, even if they look like a prune with a two inch dick. Ask yourself if you are willing to have sex with the ugliest, smelliest person you have ever met. If not, you probably don't want to become an escort or you will need a great way to talk yourself out of a date once it begins. Most real money in the business is made by repeats and once you get several of them, you will be set.

Kinky Shit. Most guys will simply want to suck and fuck with you. But, there are lots of guys out there who call up escorts because they want stuff that their partner is not into. Many of these kinks are silly and harmless - like wanting to jerk off on your feet. Others can be a little bit creepy. When you talk to a new client you need to make sure he understands what you won't do - and find out if you are willing to do the stuff that will get him off. Otherwise you will just be wasting each other's time.

Your Regular Sex Life. Anything you do for a living can become a drag. If you are getting laid for money five times a week, the last thing you may want to do on your day off is suck dick. Yet, having a normal sex life is a healthy thing. You have to be very careful that you don't let being an escort take away your essential humanity.

The Real Truth On Being A Gay Male Escort

If you are like a lot of guys, you may have had fantasies about being a male escort. If so, don't feel guilty stud! Lots of us would like to have loads of hot man on man sex, make money and not have to work a regular 9 to 5 job!

Yet, while many of us make stroke ourselves off imagining pay for gay fantasies, the vast majority never actually become escorts. Some feel that it's not a "respectable job" like waiting tables or working for a bank. Others think that they are not hot enough or are too old to get someone to pay for their cock!

What's sad is that most of the reasons people choose for not getting into the escort business are based on lies and myths! I'm not saying that getting paid to go down will make you rich - it's hard work! But, it's not all bad either! It's just a job like any other - it just happens to have some exciting fringe benefits!

That's why I'd like to take a few minutes to tell you the truth about escorts and bust the myths that keep so many hot cocks out of the marketplace!

It's just part of our dedication to giving you the low down on how to go down!

You know you want it!

The First Truth - Not All Gay Escorts Are Crackhead Losers

When you watch television or the movies it seems like every single escort is on drugs and had an awful childhood. Many of them were victims of rape and were exploited by evil older men.

This is the biggest line of bullshit ever! Most escorts are normal people - and not so different from any other guy on the street. The only reason television and the movies always make escorts seem like screwed up losers it that it makes the story more dramatic!

Sure, there are some guys who use drugs and then go out on escort dates. But, drugs are a problem in the entire gay community. An escort is no more likely to use Tina than any guy you may meet in a bar.

It's also true that some escorts may have been molested as children, but once again that's true of everyone in society.

In point of fact, escorts may be less likely to use drugs or be fucked up emotionally - because it would be bad for business. When guys are paying to have your body, they want you to look happy and healthy! That's part of the turn on for them.

Any escort who abuses drugs or feels shitty all the time is not going to last long in the business. But, an escort who is drug free and happy to be going down and dirty will keep his clients and become an escort success!

The Second Truth - Being A Male Escort Is Just As Respectable As Any Other Job

So many potential escorts worry that they would be better off socially if they were a banker or a lawyer or a schoolteacher. They think that for some reason, it's beneath them to pay for gay.

Yet, the truth is that it is the bankers, lawyers and schoolteachers who will be you clients. If it's respectable for them to pay their good money to ride your hot ass, then it's just as respectable for you to take their money and show them a good time.

The truth is that being a male escort is far less demeaning that working in a nowhere cubicle job, cleaning toilets or trying to make the best business deal possible. Escorts take pride in their bodies, bring joy to others and fully express their sexuality!

It's a great job - and you should take pride in your work!

The Third Truth - You Don't Need To Be A Hot Young Stud To Be A Great Gay Male Escort

One of the biggest myths out there is that you have to look like Ricky Martin if you want to make it as an escort. We've all been brainwashed to think that people only want to pay money for a beautiful boy with a perfect body.

Yet, if you think about it, does that make any sense? Most people don't want to only sleep with Adonis. We like different people of all shapes and sizes.


Every person out there has a different type that turns them on. Some like bears, others are into twinks. There are guys who get turned on by grey hair and others who want "barely legal teens."

There is a huge amount of variety in the escort business - and no matter what you look like there will be men who want to play with your cock and pay you for the privilege!

The Fourth Truth of being a Male Escort- Not All Clients Are Old And Ugly!

Some people think that escort clients must be ugly queens who look more like Frankenstein than Brad Pitt. Otherwise, they wouldn't have to pay for cock, would they?

These people are dead wrong. Lots of really attractive guys hook up with gay escorts for thousands of different reasons. Some guys are married and don't want their wives to know they suck cock.

Other guys are tired of the bar scene and don't want to waste a lot of time seducing a new guy. Many of these guys working long hours and want to be able to get off on their own terms when they have free time.

The truth is that there are just as many hot guys who pay for dick as there are average looking and less attractive dudes. While every guy who fucks you might not look like George Clooney, many of them will be hot and ready for your cock!

You certainly won't do any worse than you would at the local gay bar on a Saturday night!

The Fifth And Final Truth - Don't Become A Male Escort To Get Rich!

Being an escort means you will have a well paying job that will give you a lot of personal freedom. But, unlike in the movies, you are not going to get rich, or make it to Hollywood or end up with a wealthy sugar daddy. These are possibilities of course but don't bet your life savings on them.

Instead, working as an escort will be just like any other good job. You'll have some months where you will have more money than you know how to deal with. During other months - particularly around tax time - you will make less money and have to cut down on your more expensive habits.

Overall you will make more money than a school teacher or police officer, but less than you would if you worked in an investment bank or as upper management for a Fortune 500 company. If you are good at what you do you should not have any problems paying your bills, and will find yourself fairly comfortable.

The bottom line is that you should become an escort because it is a fun and stimulating job. If you want to make millions, get an MBA and head off to Wall Street!

While you shouldn't become an escort for the money or the promise of easy riches, you should also not avoid becoming an escort for the wrong reasons.

As an escort you will get laid, pay your bills, build up your self esteem and meet lots of interesting people. You won't be a social pariah - in fact many of your friends may be excited by what you do!


A Long Time Cumming The Male Escort Review Guide To Weekend And Week - Long Escort Experiences

Hello again my pretty pansies, hunky homos and turgid tops and bodacious bottoms! Over the past few weeks I've been giving you the straight dope, inside skinny and deep background on anything and everything involving male escorts. It's just one of the many ways I give all my boys a tip to thank them for their attention to the site.

When last we spoke I was writing about how a client can give a man sinfully sensual sexperience. And then the readers of Male Escort Review spoke and said, "Hey Oz, that's all well and good, but why the fuck didn't you talk about long term escort sexperiences?"

To which I can only reply: "Do you really think I'd forget about that? Hell, I've had wicked weekends in Bangkok, ball-bursting weeks in Brazil and cock-crazy cruises on the Gulf Coast! When I find a good escort, my goal is to turn him into a long-term habit. I am a cockaholic, after all!"

I simply didn't want to confuse the issue in a basic Escort 101 Guide. In fact, I'd already started outlining this delightful little bit of dirt when I saw your comments.

So, I'm sure you can see where this is going. Having an hour or even an evening with an escort is one thing. It's the basics. He comes to your place and you cum. Then, the next morning you log into Male Escort Review and give us all the dirty details. What could be simpler?

But now, we are going to move on to the advanced course. Because if having a hot horny homo for a night makes you high, imagine having him at your beck and cock for a weekend or longer!

That can be an incredible sexperience, but also comes with its own risks to balance out the raunchy rectal rewards. Therefore, it's only fair that if we are going to guide you through doing guys for the short term, we also walk you through the basics of a long-term date - whether it be for a weekend, a week or a whole long while!

Of course, it should always be noted that every situation is delightfully different, and life can always throw you a wild card - but these pearl necklaces of wisdom should help you reduce problems and make your extended dates as asstastic as possible!

Let's get going!

Rule #1: Don't Jump Into The Situation Right Away!

We've all been in this situation. We see a hot guy on Male Escort Review and notice that he has a ton of positive comments. Our mind starts to race. We realize we just got a bonus at work and that the government is finally going to bail out our company. So, we think to ourselves, "Damn, I'd like a week with his trouser snake!"

Hold your horses, homo! Just because a guy looks great on the site and has pleased a lot of guys doesn't mean he's the right one for an extended engagement. Being around the same escort for a long time means you need to have some carnal chemistry - and that's something you can't control.

Therefore, before you even think about hiring him for a weekend or longer, schedule at least one date beforehand and see how it works out. Lots of things could go wrong. His accent might turn you off. He might snore. You might snore. You might have trouble making conversation.

These are things you need to know about before you schedule a never-ending date for your nasty needs. That's why you have to put any pay for play gay on a trial run before you do the long term thing - or you may be throwing your money away on a less than sextacular sexperience.

These are things you need to know about before you schedule a never-ending date for your nasty needs. That's why you have to put any pay for play gay on a trial run before you do the long term thing - or you may be throwing your money away on a less than sextacular sexperience.

We also recommend, if you are thinking about taking an escort on a vacation for a week or more, to do a second trial run of hiring them for a weekend first - so you can make sure the initial sexual connection wasn't simply a one-time thing.

My mother, God rest her soul, always told me to NEVER go to the Piggly Wiggly when you are hungry. The same is true for escorts. Don't book a long term appointment just because you are horny and haven't had any in a few months. Book an appointment and get off before you set plans in action for a long term gig.

Remember, you've got to play in the minors before you hit the big leagues!

Rule #2: Trust Your Instincts

This rule is for both the clients and the escorts and is very, very important. Before, during and after the first initial encounter, stand back and think about it. If you are a client, don't let the size of his wonder wang cloud your judgment. If you are an escort, don't let the amount of money he's offering delude you.

Think back and decide if you've noticed any "warning signs" or red flags about the guy in question. Is there anything that makes you think there might be a problem? If your instincts tell you that for any reason at all this might be a bad idea - just don't do it.

The odds of a bad experience occurring increase exponentially the longer you are with a guy. Things that seem like little problems at first can become huge issues. So, be very careful if your instincts warn you off - they are probably right.

Rule #3: Don't Hire A Long-Term Escort On The Rebound

You may be tempted to hire a long-term escort when you've just broken up with your boyfriend. After all, you are used to regular sex and companionship. You may have booked a cruise for two and be worried that you'll be depressed if you go on your own. You may need to feel loved.

This is exactly the wrong time to hire a long-term escort. You still are going to have lots of unresolved feelings going on. This could lead you to act crazy and scare the shit out of your sex slave. It could make you feel even lonelier, because the escort can't replace your love. Or, you may end up spending a lot of the time bitching about your ex and boring your exciting, erotic escort to tears.

That's why you should never hire a long-term escort on the rebound. Wait until your emotions are back in shape before you step up to the plate!

While I do believe this is true, I have found for me that I get over an ex faster if I have a long-term hire. I am more relaxed, fulfilled and happy. But, it is not as easy as others as I am able to quickly distance myself from someone if I have someone else waiting in my bed.

Rule #4: Plan Everything Out In Detail Beforehand!

Whenever you book someone for a weekend or more, there are going to be a lot of expectations built up around the experience. You'll be paying a lot of money and therefore will want to get exactly what you are looking for.

The only way to make this happen is to plan everything out in detail and let the escort know what you are looking for. This will eliminate the potent potential for disaster.

Do you want to spend the entire weekend in your hotel room fucking and ordering room service? Fine, just let him know. Are you planning on taking them out to dinner, a museum or a show? Let him know that as well - if for no other reason so that he will pack the right clothes. I once took a boy to a spa for a week and he needed to know we would be doing hiking, biking and riding horses. Had I not told him, he may have prepared for the gay disco each night and even though he was a diva, seeing him in his Saturday Night Fever outfit on a horse ranch may not have been the safest thing for either of us.

Think long and hard about exactly what you are looking for and what you want to do, and your escort may make your dreams cum true!

Rule #5: Pay Something In Advance

This one is pretty simple. As soon as the first day goes by, find a discreet way to hand him an envelope with some money. That way it's out of the way and neither of you has to worry about it. Do not pay the entire amount up front. That would be nuts. But, do show some token of payment after the first night that you will honor your agreement. What I have done in the past is often agreed to a per day fee and I pay each day that way the guy knows he is getting his money and I know he has enough cash should he decide this engagement is not for him. I have never had a guy bail on me yet but I do treat them with the utmost of respect. Also if he is having a miserable time, I much prefer that he jump on a plane and get the fuck out of there and let me have a good time as usually if the escort is in a pissy mood, it will show and it will make for a bad experience.

Plus, he won't be worrying the entire time about whether you will rip him off - and he'll have money in his pocket if any incidentals come up. I will also usually give a certain amount of money per day for spending or shopping. This does not have to be a huge amount but I do like them to know that they have money of their own instead of always waiting for me to offer. It just makes things easier for them. An example would be: when I take a boy to Vegas, I give him 100 USD a day for gambling. They can use it on the tables or they can pocket it if they want. If they want to spend more of their own money, that if fine too but totally up to them. When I am in Montreal, I'll tell them if they find a boy they want lap dances with, I'll pay for 5 of them. If they don't, they can pocket that money. Often a truly gay boy will want to have a few lap dances as he knows I will do the same and I an not jealous at all if he is having a good time.

Rule #6: Build In Some Alone Time

Ask your married friends - no matter how hot the guy is or how into him you are, it's not normal for two people to spend all of their time together 24/7. This might work for a weekend date; but if it's for any longer period of time, you need to build in some alone time - or you both risk getting on each other's nerves.

Remember, the escort is not your slave - he's a human being, and you can't ask him to be "working" non-stop for an entire day.

You'll both have a better experience if there is some sort of "time out." If you are on a cruise ship, one of you can go to the bar and have a couple drinks or hit the pool while the other guy explores the ship. If you are in a hotel, one of you can hit the gym for an hour. I will often tell the guy, "hey, why don't you go by a new shirt for tonight. Here is some money. Pick out something sexy. Take your time and I'll see you in a few hours." They leave and I have my alone time and they will have some as well. It works out for both parties.

It doesn't matter what you do; planning out some time apart will help you cum together better.

Rule #7: What To Do If It All Goes Wrong

We'd like to think that using the Male Escort Review and following all of these guidelines would make it impossible for you to have a bad long-term escort experience. But, people are human and random shit happens in the world.

Therefore, no matter how much prep work you do and how good the escort is, there is always the chance that things can go horribly wrong - and you have to be prepared to deal with that possibility.

First off, if things start going badly, communicate with each other and try to find a way to work things out. If the problem is not going to go away; end the date as soon as possible and try to come to an arrangement to end it on good terms. The odds of things fixing themselves and getting better are really low. That means if you are in a hotel, get out of the hotel. If you are on a cruise ship, get off at the next port of call. If you are traveling, head to the airport. If the client or escort was violent, go to the police. They'll be much, much more concerned about physical abuse than whether or not a paid companion was involved.

You don't want to risk making things worse. Don't worry about the money at that point. Wait a day or two and see if communication is possible to work out the financials.

The best way to do this is to figure out how much time was lost and how much the escort was getting paid by hour or day and refund that much money, minus any expenses the escort incurred while leaving. That means that if he had to pay for a plane ticket, that money is subtracted from the amount. Try to make this a win win situation and that is VERY hard but possible. Again, communication is the key. Unless one of you is a total asshole with unreal expectations, you should be able to come to a fair arrangement.

An additional word to the wise: If one long term contact with an escort or client goes badly, do not book a second one - even if the guy offers a lot of money to try again. The odds of the shit that made the first contact a problem magically disappearing are really low - and you'll just be setting up more hassle for both of you.

The only exception to this rule is if the escort experience went bad because either of you got sick - that can happen to anyone. But in all other cases, the same shit storms will raise their ugly head once again!

Don't fall into temptation!

The Long Run

There you go! That's the basics of long-term boy balling! It's all common sense - the main thing is, don't let your need for greed or the lust of your little head cloud your reasoning!

Long-term hook ups are complex - but can lead to great sex! So, as soon as you are ready, go out and get them - and then let Male Escort Review know how it went!

We can't wait to hear about your sexperiences!

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